And then, on the way into the house today, she stopped at the rosemary bush on the front steps, pulled her pants down, pulled her shirt up and pushed her hips forward as little boys do, so as to project forward an organ she doesn't have.
"I want to pee on the bush!"
No wonder she's not potty-training! Too many brothers around here, neither of whom would confess to this influence. The next thing you know, she'll be aiming for lemon trees.
5/18/09
3 comments:
I'm not sure that you set that link up correctly. If so, I don't get it.
... which can only mean you haven't (just yet, hopefully) seen the movie.
Available on netflix, or google "lemon tree fastest indian" and all will be clear.
Burt Munro liked to pee on lemon trees....and after seeing the movie, so did Gabriel and Julian for weeks!
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