Me: "Please put your shoes away now."
Boy: "No, YOU put them away!"
Me: "It's time to set the table now."
Boy: "If I have to do what you say, then you have to do what I say, and I say, you set the table."
Me: "For the 3rd time, put away your craft project, or I'll put it away for good."
Boy: "Mom, do you have any idea how stupid you are?"
Boy: "Katrina, can you say, 'Bad Mom' ? "
Katrina: "(tee hee) Bad mom!"
Overall, as things go around here, a pretty polite day.