Wednesday, May 16, 2007

5/16/07 3-year-old for sale

Male, caucasian, dark gray-blue eyes, straight light-brown hair, 31 lbs, 37" tall. Often very cute. Sometimes well-behaved. Suffers from age affliction and associated pest behavior. Verbal skills extraordinary in matters of refusal, resistance, provokation and impertinence. Remarkable vocal ability, both in decibel level and high frequency. Exceptional procrastination and excuse-generating skills. Occasional courtesy a bonus! Comes with carseat and toy monkey. Price negotiable, looking to move fast. No refunds until 4th birthday.



MommaWriter said...

Let me know if you find the right buyer. Maybe they'd go for a two-fer!

White Family said...

Or we can trade.